just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
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