going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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