Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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