I want to walk on stilts...naked
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
