i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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