Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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