Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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