i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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