HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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