we're blogging at a bar
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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