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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
too bad you live with your parents still
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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