Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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