I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
birth control should be required to get into college
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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