you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
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