i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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