But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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