Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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