My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
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