yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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