I heard we made out
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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