you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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