Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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