I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
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