Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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