Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
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