margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i don't like sucking hair
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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