if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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