we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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