I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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