I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize