Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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