Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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