could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Randomize
