Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
His nipple licking is glorious
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