I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
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