super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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