Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Randomize