sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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