Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
don't judge my taste in strippers
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