Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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