She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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