The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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