I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Your penis caused this!
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