Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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