oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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