YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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