Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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