We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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