Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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