Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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