Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Be still, my beating vagina.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Randomize
