You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Duck Duck Cougar?
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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