You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
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