Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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