U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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