What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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