Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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