I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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